Deuces!

"You know what, yo?

you a bitch.
you should have a travel agent cause you a trip
you should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit...
but all you got is some fucking issues you fucking bitch."

-Kanye West, Deuces remix.

So Chris Brown's "Deuces" was the anthem of my weekend to Corvegas.

I left Friday night with Marissa, excuse me- Becky. We stopped for Mighty Kids Meals in Salem, naturally. In Salem, McDonald's is less of a fast food chain and more of a place where adults go to smoke cigarettes while their children meet strangers in the playplace.

We were having a relatively normal trip until WHAM out of nowhere we spotted a KKK meeting in action. Flaming cross thing and everything! It was alarming, to say the least. Yes, there is still a legitimate KKK. That's a Friday night in rural Oregon for you.

Once we arrived, I spent my weekend like the locals- doing little to nothing. I had a great time with Lakin and Victoria. I met her other suite mates, saw some of campus, hung out with Steele, and experiences the Beaver lifestyle up close and personal. Twas nice.

I drove back with Molly after sleeping away most of Sunday in Lakin's bed while she was forced to hang out on the dog bed she prepared for guests under her bed.

bye, I have a date.

Deuces!